Hoverboard Sitting Attachment – Can You Find Something Lazier?

Hoverseat, walking is out-of-date!Have you noticed a new trend, which is developing for about 20 years? I mean the trend, when a human being becomes lazy, passive without healthy ambitions to progress (I`m not speaking about “Eternal Ego”). Do you remember your girlfriend`s, your parent`s, your friend`s cell phone numbers?Of course, you have them in your contact list. Facebook reminds us to send a birthday card to our friends. Ok, that`s not the point, we are speaking about cars and cool rides here. However, in this domain is the same sad situation. Automatic gearboxes, full range of electronic helpers make your driving lot more comfortable.

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Modern cars are smarter, than the driver is! Computer decides in which mode to operate engine, suspension, gearbox, brakes. Even autopilot is already a reality. Offroaders and Muscle car lovers will understand me for sure. Modern cars are like pink unicorn ponies! They are flowless, they have no style, this is not and interaction between road, car and driver anymore. Just compare 1970 Charger or Shelby with mechanic gear, and 2016 muscle car, made from plastic. That`s what I`m talking about.

Yesterday, I saw E30 BMW with a sticker: “My BMW is not equipped with airbags – I will die like a real man”.
What was the reason of my fury? You probably heard about hoverboard? Some of you might be riding this thing. This is some kind of mix between skateboard and segway. Simply: if you are lazy enough to move you feet, than hoverboard is your option. My neighbor is the laziest man ever! I meet him every morning, riding out his door in elevator to get down in the parking. Well, in the short time, humanity will stop walking at all. However, there is an option, which is the champion between laziest rides. Imagine, if only you could ride your board sitting in the chair. Buy special designed attachement for your hoverboard and relax, while riding. Designers of this disability attachement consider, that riding hoverboard while sitting is safer, than riding standing straight. Guys, are you serious? How can be hoverboard unsafe?
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I suppose, that bicycle is lot more dangerous, than this. Think about attachement to drive it layed, guys. However, Folks, that`s not a bad thing, because you can place a cooler box on the towing platform, and this is what will be highly appreciated, seriously. Just imagine, you are hanging out with the friends, and your girlfriend is delivering a cooler with the beer towing it with her hoverboard. Sounds awesome, don`t you think. This attachement cost about 70$ and you can purchase it over the internet (yeah-yeah, you can even buy it without disturbing you butt on the sofa).

Hoverboard Sitting Attachment – Can You Find Something Lazier?

Seriously, I`d buy me one of those, if I was 80 years old, or I`m used to go back home being deadly drunk from parties. Until this moment, I would better ride cars, bikes, and bicycles as well. I just don`t get how can a young girl flatten her nice back bumper just sitting on a hoverboard attachment. It looks like you are a person with some kind of disabilities. Radically, this is not a transport for young people with hot boiling blood. Movement is the progress of life, don`t forget that.